A little Friendly smacktalk! [Archive]

supermac

09-22-2009, 04:19 PM

So who are all these Frenchies and German types taking up space in Raybob and I's class? I mean a case of PBR's says that Ray and I take the class win and overall!
I haven't raced a car in two years and everyone know's that Ray is the most levelheaded guy in all of NASA!:rolleyes:
We have to be the odd's on favorites!
Any takers from the cake and cheese crowd?

ianacole

09-22-2009, 04:38 PM

I'm in ;)

leggwork

09-22-2009, 04:42 PM

friendly smacktalk - what the hell is that?

supermac

09-22-2009, 05:13 PM

Well Bruce....it certainly doesn't involve words like Hell!!!:p

svochuck

09-22-2009, 07:15 PM

Ya gotta feel sorry for those poor little cmc cars ... THEY are going to get STOMPED by the "real big bore 944"

ker

09-22-2009, 09:24 PM

RagingAardvark

09-23-2009, 06:58 AM

are the manties involved in this euro versus ai/cmc/cmc2 battle?

there may or may not be a pair of manties floating around HPR waiting for some unsuspecting car to receive.. :)

bpanther

09-23-2009, 07:05 AM

Ya gotta feel sorry for those poor little cmc cars ... THEY are going to get STOMPED by the "real big bore 944"

Not sure how..... Considering we were 4 seconds a lap faster at Miller.

svochuck

09-23-2009, 10:21 AM

"at Miller" ... yea and if all we counted was the straights here maybe .... maybe yall would be faster at HPR . HPR is the track we are racing at btw.

one more btw . your bore is small.

chris_venturini

09-23-2009, 10:28 AM

one more btw . your bore is small.

Oh no, dave, is that what she said?

supermac

09-23-2009, 10:33 AM

are the manties involved in this euro versus ai/cmc/cmc2 battle?

This is not euro versus AI CMC...this RayBob and the Chubbie honkey versus the euro trash and anyone else that wants a shot at the title!:D

Also Chuck we ain't racin no CMC car(which btw none of you 944 guys ever came close to beating me in) We be racin' a fully functioning ground shakin' AI car! Bring it Cake Eater!:eek:

And you can bring your large womens undergarments if ya want!

Robbie

09-23-2009, 10:40 AM

This is not euro versus AI CMC...this RayBob and the Chubbie honkey versus the euro trash and anyone else that wants a shot at the title!:D

Also Chuck we ain't racin no CMC car(which btw none of you 944 guys ever came close to beating me in) We be racin' a fully functioning ground shakin' AI car! Bring it Cake Eater!:eek:

And you can bring your large womens undergarments if ya want!
Don't you have to finish the three hour event to win? ;) :p

supermac

09-23-2009, 10:46 AM

Don't you have to finish the three hour event to win? ;) :p

Well yeah!

dmdirks

09-23-2009, 10:49 AM

Not sure how..... Considering we were 4 seconds a lap faster at Miller.

Hmmmm.................

At the track we are talking about (you know, the one without all the long straightaways):

2:13.482 944Spec 4/19/2009 by [76] David Dirks
2:13.794 CMC 4/19/2009 by [16] David Balingit

Get out the Manties.

:D

RagingAardvark

09-23-2009, 11:15 AM

Shawn Graham

09-23-2009, 12:56 PM

supermac

09-23-2009, 01:24 PM

as this is a trash-talk thread, the engineer in me will not explain why all the discussion about manties between completely different chassis / weight / power classes is completely irrelevant.

:cool:

BTW Chuck, bore is one thing, but there's another side of the equation...what's your ...? Oh wait, this is a family channel, better not go there ;)

You are correct Erik a CMC car should NEVER get beaten by a 944 under ANY circumstance (crashes and DNFs not withstanding)! It really should never even be a topic!

supermac

09-23-2009, 01:25 PM

A shot at the title!!! I don't think you have the title, just at lot of hot AIR!!! Jesse and I are going to win. We are use to driving low horsepower cars fast, now we will be driving a high horsepower car fast, my AI camaro.

Tsk,Tsk....this from the guy who disconnected his o2 sensors....really? Back of the bus long hair!
Get your case of PBR's ready (or what ever you hippies up in steamboat see as an adult beverage, maybe some crap ass home brew, blech) and show us your mohawk!

svochuck

09-23-2009, 02:23 PM

BTW Chuck, bore is one thing, but there's another side of the equation...what's your ...? Oh wait, this is a family channel, better not go there ;)

Bad news home grown ... We do in fact have a longer STROKE ! POP BAM SMACK. oh yea and the Dirks team is going to win the chick race also.

As for AI . well we all know the chances of one of those running for 3 hours is about the same chance as

. Cody getting a question right on a Algebra 1 test.

come on every body . an AI car running for 3 hours has the same chance as .....................(blank) ............

chris_venturini

09-23-2009, 02:31 PM

a knuckledragger walking away with 10 fingers after a drunken fireworks fight

Robbie

09-23-2009, 02:37 PM

Raybob buying a Toyota Tundra?

dmdirks

09-23-2009, 02:45 PM

"Damn, Raybob! Those cake eaters are kickin' our asses!"

"Shut up Cody and help me push-start the Camaro!"

http://msp238.photobucket.com/albums/ff127/chetadk/Mullet.jpg

:p

Shawn Graham

09-23-2009, 02:56 PM

I'm bet'n a case beer and a "Hundy" we win. I drink Coors but cold PBR is just fine with me. Beer always taste better when someone esles buoght it! I can almost taste now.

Weston

09-23-2009, 03:05 PM

Hmmmm.................

At the track we are talking about (you know, the one without all the long straightaways):

2:13.482 944Spec 4/19/2009 by [76] David Dirks
2:13.794 CMC 4/19/2009 by [16] David Balingit

Get out the Manties.

:D

And the 944 needs less fuel stops too. :D

Weston

09-23-2009, 03:08 PM

come on every body . an AI car running for 3 hours has the same chance as .....................(blank) ............

The SpeedCast announcer getting anybody's name right. :cool:

RagingAardvark

09-23-2009, 03:13 PM

Bad news home grown ... We do in fact have a longer STROKE ! POP BAM SMACK. oh yea and the Dirks team is going to win the chick race also.

Sorry, what's your displacement? That's what the chickies dig! ;)

RagingAardvark

09-23-2009, 03:14 PM

And the 944 needs less fuel stops too. :D

uh, if Dave's car needs more than one fuel stop it's chugging gas like it's PBR!

Weston

09-23-2009, 03:40 PM

uh, if Dave's car needs more than one fuel stop it's chugging gas like it's PBR!

Yeah, but Dave's fuel stops occur in the middle of the track and require a tow truck... it's very time consuming. :D

dmdirks

09-23-2009, 03:47 PM

Yeah, but Dave's fuel stops occur in the middle of the track and require a tow truck... it's very time consuming. :D

Haaaa!!! Glad to see we're not letting him forget that one!! :D

CMC#35

09-23-2009, 04:51 PM

Yeah, but Dave's fuel stops occur in the middle of the track and require a tow truck... it's very time consuming. :D

Tough crowd. :D

Tell ya what: if Michelle beats our car, it's good driving. If Dave D does it, he obviously cheated.:p

-chris

Weston

09-23-2009, 04:57 PM

Tough crowd. :D

Tell ya what: if Michelle beats our car, it's good driving. If Dave D does it, he obviously cheated.:p

-chris

Sounds like a normal race to me! :D

FOXBAT

09-24-2009, 06:15 PM

Team Skunkwerken vill be dare zu Kampfen!

--Madd Professor und Vild Tiger

dmdirks

09-24-2009, 08:15 PM

Sounds like a normal race to me! :D

Hey!! I didn't cheat a Nationals and look what happened...:rolleyes:

Weston

09-24-2009, 09:18 PM

Good point. :(

supermac

09-24-2009, 09:23 PM

Me and Ray put the tranny in the car, that we (well mosly him) rebuilt and it didn't explode when we put in to gear! WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nut and bolt of the rear half is done! just need to work out some cooling and power steering pump issues and we are there on Sat night! Ray's b-day by the way! you cake eaters are SOOOOO toast! I hope we don't suck the paint off your glorified lawn mowers:eek: when we blow by every 3 laps!

dmdirks

09-24-2009, 09:32 PM

After reading that, Cody, it just dawned on me who you look like from the "Dukes of Hazzard"...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XAMlrjFDL-Y/Sb2XOhjAvBI/AAAAAAAACOE/ndwxsBRJBSw/s400/cooter.jpg

supermac

09-24-2009, 09:42 PM

And here are Dirks and Chuck respectively!804

dmdirks

09-24-2009, 09:51 PM

Haaahahahaaaaa!! Man I can't wait to run you into the mud this weekend!

Shawn Graham

09-25-2009, 04:31 PM

See you sucker on Sunday! Have our beer cold!!!!!

RagingAardvark

09-25-2009, 06:28 PM

ppppppppth, you all best get out of the way of our new class appropriate AI car....

fear the transcamaro, designed to save us from any off-road "muddin" excursions!! bring on the PBRs!

svochuck

09-25-2009, 10:46 PM

I think Tommy could have really used that last time we were at HPR .

raybob9289

09-26-2009, 07:30 AM

ppppppppth, you all best get out of the way of our new class appropriate AI car....

fear the transcamaro, designed to save us from any off-road "muddin" excursions!! bring on the PBRs!

That actually looks like somethin Tommy was driving in the late 80's....

MHISSTC

09-27-2009, 09:03 PM

I just checked MyLaps.

Nice Job NASA Rocks!

It looks like Team Knuckledraggers isn't drinking for free tonight.

I wish I could have been there to give all the V8 drivers some encouragement.

Details...details...

supermac

09-27-2009, 09:53 PM

First of all Lea can flat out drive! She is an asset to NASA!
Second of all Enduros are a blast!
Third, no we did not win we had the lead by 50ish seconds with 17 minutes to go when the fuel pump let loose!
Congrats to Rick and John on their win!
Awesome Job Shawn and Jeese on second in a car that had really never turned a lap...Flat out AMAZING!
And last but not least thanks to my buddy Ray for letting me drive again and for being an awesome teammate!
Enduros should be a part of the series points next year!

MHISSTC

09-28-2009, 09:48 AM

Enduros should be a part of the series points next year!

That would be cool.

The only thing you would have to work out is how to distribute points to individual drivers. Do you split the points equally between two drivers, three drivers? Do you cut a single driver's points in half? Do you let all the drivers come away from the drive with the whole amount of points and apply it to their yearly points total? What if you have a designated team with no individual drivers? What if you have an enduro team composed of drivers from two different teams.

I don't have any solutions on how to distribute points in those situations, but those are a few combinations to think about.

CMC#35

09-28-2009, 10:28 AM

That would be cool.

The only thing you would have to work out is how to distribute points to individual drivers. Do you split the points equally between two drivers, three drivers? Do you cut a single driver's points in half? Do you let all the drivers come away from the drive with the whole amount of points and apply it to their yearly points total? What if you have a designated team with no individual drivers? What if you have an enduro team composed of drivers from two different teams.

I don't have any solutions on how to distribute points in those situations, but those are a few combinations to think about.

Scott -

This one is easy.:) Enduros have no impact on season points. They are stand-alone events.

-chris

JuSTin05Impreza

09-28-2009, 10:48 AM

I wish they had Chevelle on the track, it would have been cool to see it flying by.

raybob9289

09-28-2009, 05:18 PM

I wish they had Chevelle on the track, it would have been cool to see it flying by.

Tommy's Chevelle?

svochuck

09-28-2009, 05:45 PM

Great Time . It was fun passing those V-8's ! I must say the golden ring of beating all of them will need to wait till next time .